Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
i am so glad i am not a vikings fan.
@aescling first repost of the holy text for 2025
@coriander commander? i hardly even know her
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio Think of it this way: Lions don't have to wait an extra day to start prepping in earnest
i regret to inform this instance that the commanders won today.
i am glad i am not a packer's fan, because the end of their season must be extremely discouraging if you were rooting for them.
now we just need to hope that the commanders lose tonight
Pick one:
Sherclod Holmes
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@Lady repurrted. this take is unconscionable.
may the true goblin mode was picking "mean" instead of the correct answer
shit gets crazy, shcary, shpooky, hilarious
@aescling the correct choice.
Sherclod Holmes
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which is in worse taste to unironically like?
Sherclod Holmes
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Got the yuri build in balatro lmao
@coriander that was not going to be my confession. also, now i am extremely annoyed so i will no longer confess.
i have a confession to make.
@aescling @Satsuma @coriander it's an open consipiracy
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
