Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
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Joined Nov 2022
@soft @coriander my roommates put a bunch of them on top of our fireplace 
@Satsuma why aren't you
@coriander @lapis cat told me that the reason I failed was because the one way to make you mad at me was to simply be myself
Ladies and gentlemen the future is here. And it’s about a hundred feet above the Arby’s.
@coriander @lapis this is some of my best work I have to say
@aschmitz yeah I see the confusion, my original toot was not a clear way to articulate what I meant
@aschmitz ass-thet-tick, as opposed to ass-stet-tick
Sherclod Holmes
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Old man yells at Clod[sire] 
@aschmitz that's even worse
the one "old man yells at clouds" i allow myself to have is that aesthetic should not be pronounced with a 't' where the 'th' is, that is Wrong
didn't really care much for nolan's odyssey
July 31, 2026
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@niki devastating
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
