Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@Lucy i am VERY good at breaking things, just ask my high school chemistry teacher
@The_T i will be taking an odyssey tomorrow to watch the odyssey
fuck it i will watch the odyssey tomorrow
@The_T what did it taste like
TODAY IS THURSDAY? WHAT HAPPENED TO WEDNESDAY???
my car no longer makes weird noises, and best of all, they charged me $69 
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@coriander the worms have adapted to the situation and are now quite fond of baseball.
@vaporeon_ Clodsire is a Wale 🏴
@SportsGoblin what happened
@alyssa i was exaggerating, it was a frustrating weird interaction in an otherwise very enjoyable game
contentious clodboy hip hop opinion
kanye west's graduation is Fine. it's not an incredible album.
and if this is supposed to be the "old" kanye before he got Weird, go listen to drunk and hot girls and see if you still feel that way
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
