Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@vaporeon_ @ampOnfies I am normal and can be trusted with kitchen knives ​

@ampOnfies @vaporeon_ when I worked in retail I was occasionally tasked with making pre cut fruit containers so I learned how to cut a pineapple

@vaporeon_ out here pineapples are usually $4 USD each which is very expensive for fruit

They occasionally go on sale for $2 each which is worth it

@vaporeon_ it takes some practice to cut one yourself tho so not a good choice if you don't have knife skills

@vaporeon_ i LOVE pineapples 🍍 ​

@alyssa good

@aescling @vaporeon_ I did the bare minimum because I am a grown adult and can do what I want

@vaporeon_ there are literally no rules to running a blog just post whatever you what

@alyssa coffee

@vaporeon_ yes

@vaporeon_ reported for lying

In C++, testing classes with private fields is so difficult that it is not abnormal practice to have a macro in your test environment that makes the private keyword an alias to the public keyword

@cam I can't tell if it's a joke or not which makes it even better

@cam this is incredible

@aescling @coriander fuck each and every one of you

@cam are you me

@lapis @sidd_harth0_5h4h yes you can ask mr mittens about it he can explain better than me

@lapis @sidd_harth0_5h4h ........yes.

@lapis @sidd_harth0_5h4h but when you toss it in the trash, my head pops up like oscar the grouch and I eat the pizza

@lapis @sidd_harth0_5h4h i need to change my oil so i can't drive that far, so just throw it really hard i will catch it