pretending I understand computer shit
Psuedo-RiMjob you mean
ha ha gottem 😎
@lapis let the head it experts post for your crimes 
@sidd_harth0_5h4h He's begging for pizza right now and is in an awkward position to photograph but I'll try to get you something
@lapis it his pizza
@lapis @sidd_harth0_5h4h hm, pretty sure cats are not supposed to eat pizza. my solution would be to give the pizza to me 🍕 
@wallhackio @sidd_harth0_5h4h 1- my post office is already closed
2- he just wants to lick the cheese and a bit of grease (he really likes grease I don't know why but maybe it keeps his coat nice)
3- Even if my post office wasn't already closed are YOU Gonna pay to get this pizza shipped to you? Or drive the like, 2 days to pick it up
@lapis @sidd_harth0_5h4h i need to change my oil so i can't drive that far, so just throw it really hard i will catch it
simulation where I do this
pizza: (lands like a foot away with a FLOP)
Me: :(
Me: (Throws pizza in trash, has cereal for supper)
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@lapis @sidd_harth0_5h4h but when you toss it in the trash, my head pops up like oscar the grouch and I eat the pizza
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@wallhackio @sidd_harth0_5h4h I don't have that style of trash can though (I do like them aesthetically though) can Oscar / Clodsires teleport through plastic?
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@lapis @sidd_harth0_5h4h ........yes.
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@wallhackio @sidd_harth0_5h4h I'm assuming this has to do with that computer toucher pipe stuff you were posting about earlier was how to make trash can teleportation (To obtain pizza) work
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@lapis @sidd_harth0_5h4h yes you can ask mr mittens about it he can explain better than me
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@wallhackio @sidd_harth0_5h4h it'd just be nice to hang on the wall
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@wallhackio @sidd_harth0_5h4h If I had the money to spare I'd get Mr Mittens a Computer Science degree from one of those diploma mills