sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
@melsbells I had to read it for a class in high school
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sharing this thread from tumblr or somewhere because the world needs to agree with it
Movie trailer summary for Superman:
- they're making a sequel to Disney's Freaky Friday, which itself was a remake
- Now You See Me 3
- A Cat in the Hat adaptation? Remake?
- Leonardo DiCaprio is starring in a Taken ripoff (or at least, a movie being advertised as a Taken ripoff)
Why are they making a Freaky Friday sequel. Literally who asked
about to watch Superman
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@vaporeon_ I'm convinced. I will now invest $100000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars in Vaporeon
my phone is dead and charging so you will never see this but freya is sleeping on her belly with her limbs tucked in so she looks like a slug and it is truly a wondrous thing
freya just cuddled with me for like two hours and then she left and i walked to my computer and now she is whining for more attention.
her greed sickens me
@coriander and imagine needing to collect every dragon coin in super mario world to unlock the final boss
Rayman 1 makes you do this
@coriander i don't understand what's so difficult i play the card and the number go up
@coriander one of the jumps you need to do to beat the game casually is frame perfect because fuck you
@coriander Rayman 1 is still traumatic as an adult, that game is FUCKED
@coriander watching him beat Rayman 1 in 90 minutes was extremely cathartic, given that my parents bought that game for me when i was six years old and i still have trauma from that experience
@coriander the best combination of traits I have seen is in SpikeVegeta
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i still haven't psychologically recovered from when Disco Elysium called me The World's Most Laughable Centrist
@aescling incredible
@aescling lmaooooooooooooooo
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
