sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@vaporeon_ I'm convinced. I will now invest $100000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars in Vaporeon

@vaporeon_ these are the people shaping our future.

@vaporeon_ "we project there aren't as many extra skills to needed to go from 1 week to 1 year" oh my GOD

@vaporeon_ "80% reliability"

@aescling yoshi gets mounted frequently

@aescling i reported you for liking ci. it had nothing to do with gitlab

@aescling reported.

note to self: NEVER use five habaneros in a chili ever again

Bean and Nothingness is a sick game for sick minds

@whiskeysailor goodnight tilly!!!

if you wrote every single unit test for your package in a single test file that is exactly 2668 lines long then you are cute

@The_T no i mean 3 minutes or 10 minutes or whatever

@The_T what rules are you playing?

@The_T i was hardstuck 900 way back when i played, but that was chess.com not lichess

@The_T isn't that a pretty good elo?

@prplecake hell yeah

@The_T what's your elo currently

@aescling @amy we are not clodvestigating anything. we have brandished our magnifying glasses to gauge each others power, to judge whether we could beat each other in a fight

@amy 🔍 ​

@vaporeon_ when i was in undergrad doing nuclear physics research i studied data measured from a particle accelerator. once a year my research group would visit michigan state and we could see the accelerator for ourselves and watch some of the graduate students run an experiment with it.

the room containing the site of the beam collision, which is where we would put all the measurement devices that creates our data, was a room we could enter before the experiment would run. the walls were lined with 2 feet of concrete to guard against radiation, and entrance to the room was itself blocked by a two-foot thick slab of concrete that could be raised or lowered.

when you would activate the accelerator a bunch of alarms and lights would go off in the room as the concrete slab would slowly lower and it was neat