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@Taweret i always vote for the funniest title so CHUD was the easy win today

catwin

@aescling @coriander the curse has been amended. you may sleep in multiples of 5 seconds

@coriander your hours of sleep may only be multiples of 5.

@aescling i like how espurr stares at you like it can see the time and date of your death

@aescling this is a good one has my pokemon taste improved or am i basic

@aescling satsu recently referred to me as wallhackio and it felt strange so i felt it was time

I really don't mind if anyone here refers to me by my irl name (Caleb)

@aescling @Lady @Satsuma how could it have been a reveal if it was already known

@Lady @Satsuma @aescling lady: we fuck on the reg

also lady: i could stand to be fucked more often

girl is INSATIABLE

minor severance spoilers 

@coriander in the third episode when the main character is switching out the group photos and then the map Petey drew is somehow on the back of the images

to clarify i have already said "what the fuck" many times but this time it was loud

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just shouted my first audible "what the fuck" while watching severance

therapist: the numbers aren't that scary, they can't hurt you

the numbers:
307
901
654

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