Bumby the Loaf @wallhackio@cat.family
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
28+
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Joined Nov 2022
@aescling @coriander @Lady i don't understand what is being said here, sorry
@coriander @Lady @aescling never start your first run of god of war 2019 on "give me god of war" difficulty. it felt like dark souls, except it was shit
@Lady @aescling the new god of war game (2019), which i played the first couple hours of, has a max difficulty called "give me god of war" and I picked it because the name of the difficulty seemed to imply that it was the intended experience of the game, and then when you meet the first "level 0 grunt" in the game in the game's tutorial it killed me nine times
@coriander this is an excellent argument.
still sus
@coriander you can deny all you want but modern algorithms know who we are, goblin.
@aescling if the game doesn't make me call pixels on a screen a "piece of fuck" then the game sucks
finally won a gold stake WITHOUT using photograph and hanging chad this is the hardest thing i have ever done in my life
buying an eternal rental eggb from the balatro shop. just to feel something
Shout outs to that time when I was at Cornell University and I worked at the dining hall and met a chef in the kitchen who was a former chef for Donald Trump, and the first thing he insisted on making sure I understand was that Donald Trump was the worst human being he ever met
@sterophonick another day, another reminder of that which i will never have 😔
there's something poetic about how Drake said he was "one away from Michael [Jackson]" and then Kendrick's superb owl performance is now the most-watched superb owl performance of all time, beating the record formerly held by Michael Jackson
@monorail all the, woke things
genders, at least three
shouts outs to the time google stopped using "don't be evil" as their mantra
also, in other news:
https://x.com/PopBase/status/1889092034213843201
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
28+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
