sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

hopefully they have the lusty argonian maid as well i've heard that's a classic

i've been looking for a new game so i bought this walking simulator i've known about for years called "The Longing" where you win the game after 400 in-game days pass, and the game passes time in real time but only when the game is active

I open the game and immediately at the start, if you walk to your left, is a bookshelf containing a book and if you open it it is the entirety of moby dick

@coriander he was shocked to learn that I didn't like it and don't ever use it.

he passed a homework assignment where he needed to write a quicksort algorithm using it and this terrifies me

@coriander it's basically expected among all of my little brother's peers to use it for everything. and he's at a selective college, too

@coriander cause it looks cool :3

@coriander i watched an astonishing amount of hunter x hunter while still calling it "hunter ex hunter"

lazer dim 700 is what 100 gecs must sound like to people who don't get 100 gecs

@coriander @aescling LMFAO

fantano gave how i'm feeling now and 8 and charli a 9 what a fraud. objectively wrong taste. i'm going to meijer to buy a red flannel so i can rank him a light 3

@coriander what you talkin' bout me for

i'm not joking.

@coriander yes

@coriander this. is goblin mode

come to think i only hang out with white people these days

anyone wanna give me their apple tv credentials so i can watch severance

I have now collected two members of the monorail system I am now close to 100% completion of glitchcat

you know my little brother hangs out with too many white people because he told me he heard that the superbowl performance was mid

mmmmmm devil's tea

@monorail suddenly got the urge build an obsidian dick in the glitchcat server