@coriander @aescling clodsire is the whale eevolution
@coriander it managed to be quite good and massively overrated at the same time. it's worth watching but it's not like, necessary viewing either
re: holiday post
@Satsuma hm
@aescling oh you mean they should self-destruct
@aescling i have zero clue what this means.
@aescling pokemon johto the polls
re: terrible intrusive thought, "Joke": what do you call it when someone gets blue balls and also cant help but use a cutesy set of words for everything
@LillianVixe i might report you for this
@Lady just letting you know that Never Let You Go by georgia has been stuck in my head for the past week, thanks
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him