Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@aescling pokemon johto the polls
re: terrible intrusive thought, "Joke": what do you call it when someone gets blue balls and also cant help but use a cutesy set of words for everything
@LillianVixe i might report you for this
@Lady just letting you know that Never Let You Go by georgia has been stuck in my head for the past week, thanks
re: holiday post
holiday post
happy mew year's eve eve!
@Lady i have no idea who any of these are i just liked the theatre people from my high school so i voted theatre girl who did i vote for
@coriander they had ONE FUCKING JOB
fuck the green bay packers all my homies hate the green bay packers
it is with a heavy heart that i admit that the minnesota vikings are a damn good football team.
mega spectral pack my beloved
@holly @omni@elekk.xyz i love when hard-hitting analysis reaches my timeline
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@coriander this made me irrationally upset
should i delete my sprigatito poll?
@Lady sad there is no whale girl option 😔
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
