Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
rotisserie chimkin
I LOVE BAGELS SO MUCH
re: incest; poll
@Lady I actually knew about the infamous Folgers but I didn't think to make the connection here in this context
Just watched Tar, a movie that came out last year. It was fantastic!!!
EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE IS HAVING A SECOND THEATRE RUN????????????
bodega catgirl
@aescling was this low-key a roast 💀
I have a cousin I have known my entire life. He was born one month after me and so I can't remember a time where I didn't know him. He's basically an extra sibling to me.
Today I learned what his middle name is.
"Slut era," I whisper to myself as I use the power of friendship to defeat God
@aescling No exceptions.
This is a second call for album recommendations. Tell me any album and I WILL listen to it, no exceptions.
Reply with an album and I will listen to it.
@alyssa this was a very good album
@alyssa the guitar in Your Racist friend sounds like it's being played from a Sega Genesis
@alyssa you responded first so you win, thanks
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
