æʃliŋ, loaf of autismo @aescling@cat.family

@vaporeon_ wait is this a joke on the ivy bridge line of intel micropurrocessors

@vaporeon_ gigantamax eevee roleplaying as a lapras :3

[Lapras] loves crossing the sea with people and Pokémon on its back. It understands human speech.

@vaporeon_ eevee bridge (eevee so big you can walk on it to cross a waterway)

The Sea Purrogramming Language, Second Edition, by Brian Water Kernighan and Dennis Mermaid Ritchie

@wallhackio @vaporeon_ can’t spell ocean without C

@vaporeon_ oh my god he’s fucking huge

@wallhackio owo

@vaporeon_ it was definitely true fur me

@vaporeon_ in college i learned from a nutritionist that it’s a very normal response to start craving sweets if you haven’t eaten much that day

@vaporeon_

@vaporeon_ https://e926.net/posts/4583838

@alyssa @Satsuma tostadas snack lol

what pokémon would blaze the cat be a trainer fur

mornyawn btw . also @clock, what time is it

@compufox i mean this is my mood rn tell me more

@compufox https://glitch.cat.family/@aescling/116533721228959119

girls who are veevees

@wallhackio @coriander because CNN repurrtera spent a month investigating a subculture of drugging your wife and then raping her while she’s unconscious

@coriander @wallhackio from reading snopes’s summary of it, the original story was a CNN repurrt, and the repurrt was explicit about the number being the total number of visits during the month of february, and social media accounts were just blatantly misreading the repurrt