@vaporeon_ @bumby banned
Jortage expense report (March 2026)
Storage: 79.07 TiB (+1.00)
Fastly (CDN/storage): $0.00 (±$0.00)
OVH (hosting): $94.27 (±$0.00)
Backblaze (backups): $23.91 (-$2.76)
Subtotal: $118.18 (-$2.76)
Contributions: $448.34 (±$0.00)
Total (out of pocket): $0.00 (±$0.00) <3
Thank you all for keeping Jortage and us afloat, as we provide fast & cheap media hosting for 100 fedi instances!
Jortage expense report (February 2026)
Storage: 78.07 TiB (+0.77)
Fastly (CDN/storage): $0.00 (±$0.00)
OVH (hosting): $94.27 (±$0.00)
Backblaze (backups): $26.67 (+$0.75)
Subtotal: $120.94 (+$0.75)
Contributions: $448.34 (±$0.00)
Total (out of pocket): $0.00 (±$0.00) <3
Thank you all for keeping Jortage and us afloat, as we provide fast & cheap media hosting for 100 fedi instances!
@wallhackio @Satsuma yeah okay that’d do it
@wallhackio @Satsuma ...ginger?
@wallhackio lmao
@wallhackio was it good ass tea?
it’s about time i actually started monitoring my shit
@wallhackio @The_T @cam @coriander @bumby fool! his advice was not to cast the pearls! thou shalt gain nothing!
@wallhackio @The_T @cam @coriander @bumby we get it bumby, thou likest to play in the mud, as would a swine
@wallhackio @cam @coriander @bumby * feelest (feelst?)
@aschmitz @wallhackio what
if @wallhackio thought deploying GotoSocial was a horrible experience, i’m glad he didn’t even try deploying Mastodon lmao
my most cop behavior of all time was to immediatly put @wallhackio’s new self-hosted instance in jail. if you consult his account and our miscellanious items of official instance pawlicy, you will understand...
@coriander @cam @bumby it’s not exactly secret
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
available via email with the same username and domain. DM/email for other purrotocols
workplace policy is to clarify that all of my opinions expressed here are my own, and not those of my employer
“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio