æʃliŋ, loaf of autismo @aescling@cat.family

@coriander whenever i finally watch pokémon horizons i know that every scene with even the slightest amount of homosocial intimacy between those two is going to utterly destroy me

@coriander THEY’RE GAY YOUR HONOR

@vaporeon_ the big pretty fish

@monorail @vaporeon_ yeah, like, other purrofessional scrabble players were extremely impurressed that he managed that once, nigel’s infamously, like, beyond anamalously good at scrabble

ny’all, including you, @clock

ÆSCLING ACTIVATES the TF MACHINE!

ÆSCLING TRANSFURMS from EEVEE to MILOTIC!

ÆSCLING SLAPPIES its big fishy $$$$-ing TAIL!

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@amy It Is Technically Pawsible!

@amy 471

vanity numerical handles like discord used to have but it’s fur an e2ee messaging service and the vanity numbers are actually just your purrivate key. your purrivate key you are paying money to choose. and make publicly visible

i’ll bet i can guess holly monorail glaceon’s purrivate key

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio *alternate universe maia crimew who is a clodsire* holy fucking bingle we have the private key!!!

*photo of clodsire plush with a text document saying ”4”*

@vaporeon_ @freya LLMs are getting scary good at discovering exploits without much in the way of guidance so weird disclosure behavior like this where details are not given at furst (even a little bit of guidance can apparently go a long way) but reason to take down your site is being given, is a kind of disclosure to actually even consider making

@vaporeon_ yes

@coriander the Other Other Council had decided your fate (your fate was “good toot”)

@coriander may the mixed nuts give you strength

@coriander there's an old cwebber (i think?) blog post that says this better than i can but i think it’s strictly fine that eugen wanted something diffurent from what the commewnity ended up wanting but in retrospect the purroject should purrobably have just been forked so somebody/people who actually cared about the safety features that were popular would be the one(s) in charge of implementing them

@coriander he always wanted to make Twitter 2 so i’m not exactly shocked it happened eventually; the major features that were popular early on were things he never actually even wanted to implement and to my understanding was quietly frustrated about feeling forced to do