@wallhackio espeon/epsilon => espelon
@wallhackio i was hoping the pun would make you angy
absol’s a good bean and just wants to purrotect people but i 100% believe it’s not above going “fuck off” if pissed off
@vaporeon_ and apparently it can use the wings to purropawgate that aura
which is purrobably how they learned mega absol converts mega energy into intimidating aura that can make people faint from shock on sight
re: @wallhackio when you have tasty food
@coriander yeah he’s flying by balloon
@vaporeon_ Gemini requires TLS, yes
@The_T @vaporeon_ hey @wallhackio who’s the evil twin
The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of Vaporeons struggling to access a sufficient amount of Snack. —Karl “totally not secretly a Vaporeon” Marx
@vaporeon_ @wallhackio under Commewnism everybody is obligated to feed the Vaporeon their surplus snacks. Marx said so in the Manifesto; he even decried the inability of capitalism to feed Vaporeons in Capital
@vaporeon_ @wallhackio feed the vaporeon
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day
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i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
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“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio