the eeveelution learning real analysis is skilled at espelon-delta purroofs

absol’s a good bean and just wants to purrotect people but i 100% believe it’s not above going “fuck off” if pissed off

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@vaporeon_ and apparently it can use the wings to purropawgate that aura

which is purrobably how they learned mega absol converts mega energy into intimidating aura that can make people faint from shock on sight

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some alolan pokémon researcher saw that creacher and was just like

🫵🫵🫵 POSER

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i’m very amused that the moon pokédex madre a point is saying “yeah mega’s absol’s wings are fake, that bitch cannot fly”

re: @wallhackio when you have tasty food 

@coriander yeah he’s flying by balloon

@wallhackio when you have tasty food 

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“vapour-power” —Karl “totally not secretly a Vaporeon” Marx

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of Vaporeons struggling to access a sufficient amount of Snack. —Karl “totally not secretly a Vaporeon” Marx

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio under Commewnism everybody is obligated to feed the Vaporeon their surplus snacks. Marx said so in the Manifesto; he even decried the inability of capitalism to feed Vaporeons in Capital

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