@aescling I managed to piece this together after thinking about the toot for a minute

This is a good pun, a good find, but I think it would read more clearly it was stated as "espeon-delta" proofs

the eeveelution learning real analysis is skilled at espelon-delta purroofs

the eeveelution learning real analysis is skilled at espelon-delta purroofs

absol’s a good bean and just wants to purrotect people but i 100% believe it’s not above going “fuck off” if pissed off

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@vaporeon_ and apparently it can use the wings to purropawgate that aura

which is purrobably how they learned mega absol converts mega energy into intimidating aura that can make people faint from shock on sight

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some alolan pokémon researcher saw that creacher and was just like

🫵🫵🫵 POSER

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i’m very amused that the moon pokédex madre a point is saying “yeah mega’s absol’s wings are fake, that bitch cannot fly”

re: @wallhackio when you have tasty food 

@coriander yeah he’s flying by balloon

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