æʃliŋ, ring racers purropawgandist @aescling@cat.family

@alyssa she licky :3

@vaporeon_ the concept comes from Pokémon Go, where CP matters a lot more

@vaporeon_ “Combat Power”, i believe. it’s a measure of current stat total

@vaporeon_ lolcat of such a vaporeon with pleading eyes, captioned I CAN HAZ REPAIR JOB?

@vaporeon_ Vaporeon wearing a construction hat and carrying a wrench in its mouth

@vaporeon_ 🫵 repairfish Vaporeon

@coriander @wallhackio @amy to his credit, i too am Unaware

@wallhackio @coriander @amy *the announcer:* That’s pretty gay!!!

*Theme music plays as Amy gets showered by confetti and the contests all shake hands*

@wallhackio @coriander @amy *the crowd, on cue* HOW! GAY! WAS IT!?????

@coriander @amy @wallhackio shit i fucked up the meme template

@coriander @amy @wallhackio Gay Crosswords Slenderman: “Solve my eight clues.”

@coriander what a strangely adorable lump of certainly inorganic material!

@alyssa and such people are always right

@alyssa i am free then

@alyssa damn i was joking but it really is just like that

sounds fun

@coriander i sit in a fun space where i’ve been around long enough to talk like this like you about some things, while being deliberately out of the loop that i play the fool in this play on many other things

@alyssa “it’s just a prank, bro”: the game