i told sofi about the rule in ¡MAPACHES! where basically no prank or anything a raccoon does to another member of their band can cause them damage, and zie is coming up with hilarious and absurd hypotheticals to test the limits of this rule

my favorite is: you're all on top of a really tall building and your buddy is about to fall off, and you can't save them, but you can push them. If you push them off the edge, does they mean they aren't hurt by the fall?

@alyssa “it’s just a prank, bro”: the game

@aescling correct. you get XP for pushing your friends off of high places or into water, stealing delicious things from your friends and eating it fast, pooping on someone from high up, among other things.

@alyssa damn i was joking but it really is just like that

sounds fun