@wallhackio @coriander @amy *the announcer:* That’s pretty gay!!!

*Theme music plays as Amy gets showered by confetti and the contests all shake hands*

@aescling @wallhackio @amy I thought, with the "How gay is it?" thing, that you were going for that

@aescling @wallhackio @amy So okay Match Game was a show where the host would provide a prompt to the contestant and it would be something like "Dumb Dora is so dumb, she thought Twin Peaks was about BLANK" and the contestant has to give an answer to fill in the blank that they think will match as many of the 8 members of the celebrity panel as possible for Max Points. This eventually (de)volved into a running gag that would go like this:

HOST: Dumb Dora is so dumb
AUDIENCE: HOW DUMB IS SHE??
HOST: She's so dumb, she thought Twin Peaks was about BLANK!

@aescling @wallhackio @amy And naturally everyone would be as bawdy and raunchy as possible so you'd get these celebrities who don't have much better to do and were DEFINITELY huffing the sharpie fumes saying things like "She thought Twin Peaks was about Dolly Parton!"

replying almost a goddamn entire year later 

@coriander @wallhackio @amy as a kit in, like, middle school years i made a silly 3d animation (it was a learning to code thing, you made the animations by scripting them) where i did a fancy slow-mo action shot and everyone was all "oh the matrix" and i was just like "oh that's a matrix thing,?". like i was just pulling from the collective unconscious (fur lack of a better way to put it) as far as i was concerned lol

point being i have made accidental refurences like that befur i guess

re: replying almost a goddamn entire year later 

@aescling @coriander @amy hello year-late glaceon, how are you

re: replying almost a goddamn entire year later 

re: replying almost a goddamn entire year later 

@wallhackio @coriander @amy

:bigcoffee1:‍:bigcoffee2:
:bigcoffee3:​‍:bigcoffee4:
:aescling_0471:

:aescling_0196:​ That’s a lot of coffee.

:aescling_0471:​ yeah
:aescling_0471:​ but have you considered…?
:bigcoffee1:‍:bigcoffee2:
:bigcoffee3:‍:bigcoffee4:

re: replying almost a goddamn entire year later 

@aescling @wallhackio @coriander @amy Consider:

:blank:‍:bigcoffee1:‍:bigcoffee2:
:hollyglaceon:‍:bigcoffee3:‍:bigcoffee4:

(To scale!)

re: replying almost a goddamn entire year later 

re: replying almost a goddamn entire year later 

@wallhackio @coriander @amy

:aescling_0197:​ hell yeah dude thats a lot of coffee
:aescling_0196:​ Don’t encourage her!

re: replying almost a goddamn entire year later 

@wallhackio @coriander @amy ugh why does that trigger pluraldawn

re: replying almost a goddamn entire year later 

re: replying almost a goddamn entire year later 

@aescling @wallhackio They invented a kind of glaceon who likes coffee

re: replying almost a goddamn entire year later 

@amy @aescling @wallhackio it's iced coffee, right

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