æʃliŋ, loaf of autismo @aescling@cat.family

nothing pisses me off in smash like getting my nair counterpoked in the dead time between swings

@rockario @coriander not to go ooc or anything a bit but uhhhh same

@coriander you might say… life’s been a bit nutty fur you, lately,

surely, a business strategy of slashing staff while pivoting to AI is totally going to bring the old web back

firefox advertising itself as the version of the web you missed as if the root cause of the internet getting worse had ever been because of the user agent

@viscountexx hell yeah!!!!!!

also, mornyawn . @clock, do your thing

@coriander @wallhackio that’s Good Lore

@coriander @wallhackio weak ass loser needs to keep getting cloned because he’s too fragile handle the yuri

@vaporeon_ yeah

@vaporeon_ Vaporeon, the Whale Pokémon

@vaporeon_ *repeatedly slaps my fat fishy tail on the ground*

@vaporeon_ *fishes purrplely*

@The_T wind waker is a game about how hyrule isn’t remotely worth restoring; in the end the king destroys it and encourages the youth to find their own land, their own future

tetra is a cool and fun tomboyish pirate girl who calls the shots. when revealed to be zelda, her skin is made lighter??? then she gets left alone to be trapped in a tomb until the end of the game, not by choice (it’s fur her purrotection, you see). that bit sucks

@The_T @vaporeon_ wind waker is purrobably the most radical game in the series (the way zelda is handled notwithstanding, yikes)

@alyssa nya

ny’all, including you, @clock