holy fuck. 30 days til bottom surgery
thinking abt how i want to document the process... i want to be public about it all and show others what to expect
honestly it's just a question of the One Long Blog Post vs multiple
29 days til bottom surgery.
21 days til bottom surgery. augh
20 days til bottom surgery!
17 days til bottom surgeryyyy
in a fortnight i go to the vet's office and get spayed 
thirteen days til my bloody and violent rebirth 
doomguy is my bottom surgeon and i did tell him that my dick and balls specifically are the demonic evil presence corrupting my soul, so i think i can safely say what's down there will be unrecognizable from its original form
twelve days until we know the devil
part of me wants to call my surgeon's office just... to double check i guess
eleven days until they put me into mickey's dick smasher
ten days until i go into a big cartoon fight dustcloud and come out the other side with a neovagina
nine days until they send my dick to the backrooms
eight days until they hit me with the hole punch
it's been
one week since i stopped my e
now i've got another til my surgery
six days until the transporter buffer's control flow is interrupted by an unstable neutrino field, causing my pattern to be misinterpreted
five days until my penisn't, barring administrative fuckery: (allcaps)
MY SURGEON'S OFFICE JUST TOLD ME THIS FUCKING MORNING THE UROLOGIST RECOMMENDS A URINE CULTURE TO CHECK FOR INFECTION TWO WEEKS BEFORE SURGERY ARE YOU KIIIIDDDIIIING MEEEEE
4 days until they put me in the nutcracker
three days until mouse crevice
two days until they install a slushbox in me
TOMORROW THEY PUT THE DEMON CORE IN ME
in 12 hours i will be at the hospital preparing for the installation
at the hospital, less than 2 hours out from scheduled time now
see yall from the other side
selfie, eye contact, image desc welcome
i lived, bitch
re: selfie, eye contact, image desc welcome
@viscountexx hell yeah!!!!!!
