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re: food 

@vaporeon_ in college i learned from a nutritionist that it’s a very normal response to start craving sweets if you haven’t eaten much that day

Wherever one of our cats has paused before a jump we say they’re doing the “kitty math” - the force, trajectory, etc. calculations. This cat looks like it’s doing the kitty math to grab that dish. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

@wallhackio @coriander because CNN repurrtera spent a month investigating a subculture of drugging your wife and then raping her while she’s unconscious

@coriander @wallhackio from reading snopes’s summary of it, the original story was a CNN repurrt, and the repurrt was explicit about the number being the total number of visits during the month of february, and social media accounts were just blatantly misreading the repurrt

@monorail imagine being the grass cat pokémon and yet being thoroughly gyms

idk if the vaporeon has watched star wars 

@vaporeon_ “now that’s a name i haven’t heard in a long time”

re: Vaporeon is very clueless about computers 

@vaporeon_ see also setuid(3), seteuid(3), and the other base defs (purrhaps via the alphabetical index)

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