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that one wasn’t written fur you. you were the hoes i was trying to scare

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RESOLUTION: CHARTERING THE DRAGONFUCKER CAUCUS

Author: æscling
Co-Sponsors: the entire working class

WHEREAS, socialism is when you fuck dragons;

WHEREAS, the more dragons you fuck, the more socialist it is;

WHEREAS, if you fuck a whole lot of dragons, that‘s Commewnism;

WHEREAS, the worker must breed (dragons), but they must be bred too (by dragons)

BE IT RESOLVED, that the Dragonfucker Caucus shall be chartered within this chapter, effective immediately

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re: baldur's gate 3 

@wallhackio @Satsuma YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY OVER ME, MEOWTHERFUCKER 🔪🔪🔪🖕

socialism is when you fuck dragons. the more dragons you fuck, the more socialist it is. and if you fuck a whole lot of dragons, that’s Commewnism.

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why did they even bother being utopian socialists if their utopias didn’t involve making it pawsible to fuck dragons

@wallhackio if you watch dogs in love tonight i hope you trip off the edge

a fun thing to pull on people who have never seen dogs in love is to call jumpluff “green pikachu” with a straight face

@vaporeon_ @amy
when i ran polls on whether the vees were cats or dogs, cat clearly won fur vappy and i really did not know how i felt about that lol

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