why did they even bother being utopian socialists if their utopias didn’t involve making it pawsible to fuck dragons
socialism is when you fuck dragons. the more dragons you fuck, the more socialist it is. and if you fuck a whole lot of dragons, that’s Commewnism.
RESOLUTION: CHARTERING THE DRAGONFUCKER CAUCUS
Author: æscling
Co-Sponsors: the entire working class
WHEREAS, socialism is when you fuck dragons;
WHEREAS, the more dragons you fuck, the more socialist it is;
WHEREAS, if you fuck a whole lot of dragons, that‘s Commewnism;
WHEREAS, the worker must breed (dragons), but they must be bred too (by dragons)
BE IT RESOLVED, that the Dragonfucker Caucus shall be chartered within this chapter, effective immediately
surpurrised caleb favourited this one tbh
that one wasn’t written fur you. you were the hoes i was trying to scare
@wallhackio i mean, i thought it was funny
@aescling you thought correctly
@aescling it was funny i'm sorry that it was funny