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@wallhackio @coriander if you repurrt everything, that makes it matter less when you repurrt puns so dumb they are evil

@wallhackio @amy lamy—oh no that's not flattering at all don't post that kitty

@coriander really embodying the alien spirit today.... appurropurriate look fur the moon man

re: Pain 

@D6016 idk about your situation but i have a disc extrusion and every now and then the extrusion will just move around ever so slightly and it hurts like hell. and uh. it kinda just happens and then slowly dissipates into the normal only kinda noticable pain i’m used to. point being when i’ve asked about it my doctors went “yeah that just kinda happens; if it doesn’t die down eventually, then let us know” lol

@Lady @wallhackio it was recently photographed holding hands with The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess

@vaporeon_ i think 16:10 is not uncommo—oh wait that’s just 8:5 like you said

@vaporeon_ idk about that ratio specifically but doing something vaguely off 16:9 is not at all unheard of

0006552: Shouting with no listeners around crashes the game

please do not take this purrsonally. the joke is on C++, not you 

@wallhackio narrator: it was not today

In the beginning the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ created the biscuits and purrs. And its biscuits were without form, and it was a void, and darkness was upon the face of the kitty. And the Spirit of the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ moved away upon facing the waters. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ said, “let me be kitty”. And it was kitty. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ saw that it was kitty, that it was a good kitty: and the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ divided the light away from the darkness of its fur. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And the evening and the murring were the first gay.

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A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.