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@platypus i’d prefer they just said ‘move your item to the bag’ for all of them tbh but yeah if you MUST read it out definitely special case health products

@alyssa @aescling i assume the middle syllable is pronounced “cute”

@noracodes awkward! but better an injury to your dignity than a broken bone :blobmeow_heart:

re: mentioning sexual assault as an idea without warning ig lol 

@Lady @alyssa @aescling not at *all*!?

my latin textbook was translation heavy in comparison to modern language books but we still learned basic composition

@weirdestate also mildly boggled by that article saying its “perfect for a large family” and then indicating its a 3bdr in the next paragraph

Like, if you’re spending 8 mil on a house surely you can get a bedroom for each of your kids?

@weirdestate 1) that is hilarious 2) apparently the spider men come with the house and are signed

@amy its called fortnite bc thats how long it takes to actually let you play

@blakasmoko yeah it being called official is a little misleading bc unlike w/proprietary software like twitter theres nothing that makes the “official” mastodon app any more integrated than the “third party” apps — it uses the exact same API the 3rd party apps do with no extra permissions or anything. It just happens to be developed by people who have the right to use the branding

@aescling @Lady @alyssa sí es muy triste pero aprendí suficiente practicar con mis amigas

@wallhackio @Lady she’s playing Leyendas Pokémon: Arceus but i will read it to her if you want

@wallhackio @aescling @coriander i did not know goblins were stereotypically big readers of fantasy

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A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.