Satsuma @Satsuma@cat.family

@platypus what a gorgeous quilt!

@pastelsinmysky in my experience being mildly awkward in front of your therapist is an unavoidable part of therapy—maybe it is a little long but it’s probably better to just accept that and send it anyway

@Betty vedge has a p solid one but i don’t think its replicable outside of high end restaurant kitchens alas

@wallhackio @Lady oh and the black hole at the center of the galaxy mostly just spawns corrupted bread which is useless but she thinks if you roll well enough you can get really good stuff there (good stuff seems to be chess pieces???)

@wallhackio @Lady anarchy chess nerds are beyond my ken but the gist was that if you’re willing to share resources with another player you can both min max into specific skills and make ridiculous amounts of bread

also, someone trained a lil learning algorithm to predict the stonks and it was so accurate the two people developing the bot had to overhaul the whole minigame to not be based on pythons random number generator anymore

@wallhackio @Lady anyway then we got distracted by talking about younger sister’s discord server’s cookie clicker bot called bread game which apparently has spawned an entire galaxy exploration simulator???

@wallhackio @Lady hilariously they predicted you would say that but they were like “its very normal really”

@wallhackio @Lady they only read your first problem, and they were just like “oh thats Gaussian” and then said to use the central limit theorem but i did not ask much by way of followup

@titania he posted so much* he got his patreon banned as i recall

@lookitmychicken @inoru_no_hoshi synagogue definitely beats my “at the doctors office” 😅

@titania there was a guy who tried this one but i dont think it worked out for him

@wallhackio @Lady i showed this post to Niko and they said you overcomplicated things and should have used a central limit theorem instead

@aescling @wallhackio unfortunately theres no speedrunning bracket skip cheat

@aescling @wallhackio i mean its true the chiefs are not hard to beat tonite