Satsuma @Satsuma@cat.family

@purplecoww @pastelsinmysky have you guys read the namgi namjoon goes for help learning to thirst trap fic

@Betty there is also a couple who i only started shipping after they canonically broke up and i was like “ooohhh you guys are going to be the best kind of messy exes huh”

@Betty i don’t know if i have a *list* but i was just talking about a compelling but definitely bad life choices ship just last night 😅

@lapis @coriander Fitzwilliam is implied to have been Darcy’s mother’s maiden name (which is why he has a cousin named Colonel Fitzwilliam, where its the last name) so I think we’re safely past the point where the the Fitz has independent semantic meaning?

@lookitmychicken genuinely a canvas sack would probably look better

@kelkyag @rowyn that too! tho I’m sure Umbral wouldn’t have invited Cassie to come in if they weren’t fairly confident they could manage no bloodshed!

@lookitmychicken it takes effort to put those boys in such unflattering cuts, how did they manage to pull it off while still being incredibly boring as well????

@kelkyag @rowyn yes i hope whatever’s happening is something Umbral can handle easily, even if quickly has already been ruled out….

@wallhackio @aescling its not too late

@pamela i have never heard of the waffle house index being applied to personal disasters (as opposed to natural disasters) — it’s funny how things shift when moved to a new place!

@kestral @Cyborgneticz they’ve got you on that one 😂

@ryfulets @Betty all your efforts definitely paid off! The quilt looks fantastic

@bright_helpings ….unless someone suggests Alien for its new common name which I’m tempted to do ngl

@bright_helpings (un?)fortunately it meets the criteria for the American Ornithological Society’s bird renaming project so you wont have Allen/Alien confusion for much longer!