Satsuma @Satsuma@cat.family

@distel obv i dont know this exact persons setup but it strikes me as a very normal kind of out of touch for even a completely broke person who works in food to be lol

@distel besides the obvious heat sources (running the stoves and ovens all day adds up!), walk in fridges produce quite a bit of heat in the process — I’ve never been in a commercial kitchen thats cool enough to wear more than a teeshirt even in winter and that was never because the owners were willing to pay for heating (if they had we’d have begged them to spend it on more fans and AC instead haha)

@xieliansbignaturals good afternoon! i also think typing is pretty great

@Forestofglory i hope the good books are good and the less good ones easy to identify so they don’t waste too much of your time

@SocialGaff @RussSharek possibly both! 😂

@kate oh interesting! maybe a sharp shinned then? they have similar plumage

@kate my first guess would be coopers hawk, but you may have different hawks than us that i’m missing as better suggestions

@Triapze hey welcome to fedi!

@hoja Ferdinand coming in second as always

@villainousfriend VERY hard to narrow this down to an even somewhat reasonable list 😅

Never Too Much, Never Too Little by Gramarye
Fandom: Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi | Spirited Away (Hayo Miyazaki)
Summary:

For Chihiro, it's a struggle to find her footing in the real world after her time in the bathhouse. There's more than one way back to solid ground, though -- it's just a question of learning how to fall, and how to land.

Jeffery Nullier’s “Man With Fedora” by copperbadge
Fandom: White Collar (Jeff Eastin 2009)
Summary:

A routine investigation into an art theft turns up Neal's fingerprints on a stolen painting. Neal swears he's never stolen a Nullier painting, but that's only half the truth...

Ernesto de la Cruz vs. The Court of Public Opinion by anonymous
Fandom: Coco (Disney 2017)
Summary:

The thrilling sequel to Coco that you've all been waiting for! Miguel visits ... wait for it... wait for it... A LIBRARY.
Or : Miguel probably can't prove that Ernesto is a murderer, but stupendous fuckbucket is still on the table.

Elder, An Aesthetic by MarbleGlove
Fandom: The Untamed (Tencent 2019)
Summary:

Wei Wuxian always enjoyed picking an aesthetic and really leaning into it. As an adolescent, he was joyous, entitled and high-born; during the war, he was dangerous and threatening. After the war, he was lost. But then he found his new aesthetic: Elder of the Jiang Sect.

in this town of halloween by Nokomis
Fandom: Batman (DC comics)
Summary:

The Riddler takes ten-year-old Steph trick-or-treating, and Steph honestly has the best time ever.

Corporal Nobby’s Marvellous Collection of Genders by braigwen_s
Fandom: Discworld (Terry Pratchett)
Summary:

“Say, rat,” said Nobby, to the oily-furred brown rat, “what’s your gender?”
The rat chittered.

count your blessings (not your flaws) by swanfrost
Fandom: Quanzhi Gaoshu (Butterfly Blue)
Summary:

All things said, Clove's journey through Glory was pretty typical. But there's a little bit of magic in everyone's story, and Clove, who grows from a curious casual to the trusted Cleric of guild Exterminate the Heavens, is no exception.

On Sparrows Wings by watchdabirdie
Fandom: The Old Guard (Gina Prince-Bythewood & Greg Rucka 2020)
Summary:

There was a man in the park watching her. She had seen him before, exactly a year before. His clothing was different, and he wore a hat this time. But the dark brown of his curls was the same. The bittersweet smile framed with a well kept beard was the same. And his eyes held the same fondness in their dark depths. Najid was not scared of the man who watched her. For she knew it was not her those sad eyes lingered on. It was her son.