Satsuma @Satsuma@cat.family

@Lady @wallhackio @aescling narcs do like to say “i am perfectly trustworthy”

@aescling @wallhackio @Lady maybe if you’re a cute enough pokemon she’ll make an exception

@Lady @wallhackio @aescling ah so we have to establish which trainer u actually wanna fuck before we can tf u then

@wallhackio @aescling @Lady do u even think Rika is hot or is the ground type stipulation completely irrelevant here

@aescling @Lady @wallhackio so pokemon probably can’t tie a knot in a cherry stem huh

@Lady @wallhackio @aescling generally i think the whole “originally pokemon and humans were no different from eachother” thing implies that either pokemon generally have the same intelligence as humans and just different priorities that causes them to express that intelligence in ways we dont immediately recognize/understand OR pokemon intentionally self bimbofied themselves at some point for some reason (maybe trading “normal” intelligence for the ability to do pokemon moves, thats gotta take up a lotta brain and energy capacity)

@Lady @wallhackio @aescling whale is an animal

@Lady @wallhackio prob a cognate w/frizzy

@Lady @wallhackio disordered / a mess

@wallhackio @Lady i answered the rest so u dont have to

@wallhackio @Lady well now you learned two definitions tonight

@Lady @wallhackio technically i am also a province in japan if thats easier to work with

@wallhackio @Lady right before i sent that i told m i thought perverse had lost its semantic center and then i sent it anyway so really this is on me

@wallhackio @Lady the accepted practice when someone says “my name is x” is to call them x

@wallhackio @Lady considering yr username i assume you are fine with this but it does seem a little perverse

@wallhackio @Lady also do you ever think about how you made a post saying we could call you caleb and it resulted in everyone calling u catwin instead

@Lady @wallhackio hey catwin are you a secret astarion fucker