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@bgcarlisle the maple syrup heist was a real thing that happened! en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_

The only Canadian butter scandal i know of was the ‘stop feeding cows palm oil’ thing

@pamela oh whoops the text on the back of the bag made it look like a cookieless fortune! Completely empty is even worse 😂

@Lady does this include reports forwarded from other instances or has no one gotten mad at us yet

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A little known rule of sprawling pre-RotS Star Wars AUs is that one of the Jedi is definitely a secret novelist & has probably based at least once character off Obi-Wan

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I actually believe that people want agency over their own information, and software that can act on their behalf when they're not around, that they don't need to micromanage like it's a stubborn toddler they're trying to coax into cleaning their room. We've just made the cost and cognitive overhead of running your own server the price of having that.

@stelepami they should get filtered out by people with that kind of filter, but they wont show up in the tag being used in the warning

@pagrus also i feel like ice cream is an ineffective drowning medium

@pagrus I did not! Now I’m wondering if they’d gotten my order mixed up with someone else’s

@pagrus i’m a big fan of cortados but one time i saw a coffee shop had them on the menu, ordered one, and was served an espresso over a small scoop of ice cream

@bgcarlisle wait you give the dogs apples? I always went for the drumsticks

dental office woes 

@tozka oof that sucks. Definitely time to find a new dentist, regardless of the cause

dental office woes 

@tozka everyones out sick with covid?

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