Salmonella shroom

Not saying I don't appreciate it

But it's weird that putting my giant metal sword in my pocket makes the lightning not know it's there

Mario is a jumpy boy

But Link is a climbey boy

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

The Divine Beast walk cycle criticiser has logged on

In a park at night in Montréal

On high alert for Icy Keese

Hell, I'm starting to think that *I* could start a new life in Tarrey Town

Postdocs Tarrey Town

Upon investigation of Japanese language screenshots of Breath of the Wild

It looks like the "°F" in the thermometer is a deliberate language localization choice, as it appears to have originally been "°C"

And while it doesn't show any numbers ever

I'm still trying to find out whether there's a way to change it to metric because the Freedom Degrees bothers me

If you change your region to Europe, that fixes it!

Dune (2021)

In a sandstorm and there's too much interference for fast-travel to get a transporter lock, captain

Link has taken up a career in pro wrestling and I'm all for it

Jesus Link pour the milk out of the bottle before cooking, don't just throw it in wtf

Wow I was kidding about the Dune reference, but there actually is a sand monster that attacks when you walk on the sand

How to make Link wear one of those Goron speedos

Just fast-travelled from one place with Horny Accordion Bird to another place with Horny Accordion Bird and having extremely The Hitch-Hiker from The Twilight Zone (1958) feels

Stubborn refusal to correct my bf when he says, "Milfa's grace"

It's UrbOsa, not UrbosA

Labyrinth has very Windows 95 screensaver energy

👀 they knew what they were doing

Bird friend!!

Pro-tip: un-equip Link's shield, sword and bow whenever possible for the best view of his butt

It's a very good butt

A lynel is just a brand-name centaur

That's what you get for becoming a cop

Holy fuck

Selfie mode

Yessss

Sheikah Slate OS

A button for Microsoft Teams to superimpose my face over the Great Fairy's from Breath of the Wild so I can have the same "Byyyye!!" animation when I click "hang up"

Yeah you better run, goat

I'm a vegetarian, but Link sure isn't

Smashing a suspiciously well-funded blue rabbit with a sword

And it keeps coming back for more

Hello to you too, findom bunny

I found them

The pants that show Link's butt the best

Note the harness

Kinky twinky murder slut

Starting a Zelda theme park

The attractions are just the BotW shrine puzzles

You get a magnet, a block of ice, a paraglider and a strongly worded legal disclaimer to sign

There will be no survivors

Link has an option for choosing "actually" as convo text in side quests more often than I'm comfortable with

Wow Urbosa is REALLY into Zelda

*Playing video games after exactly one (1) drink*

Oh god if one of these characters gained sentience would I recognize it?

I love when my little sister or bf watch me play this game

You can see them wince when I take chances that they never would

Tfw you get a squad of straight bros that are very different from you but who still support you and your goals

Starting to get suspicious of Horny Accordion Bird ngl