Just opened the Private browsing tabs on my phone and found some searches that I don't remember doing

Canada maple syrup heist

Canada butter heist

Friends, I think my alter ego is some sort of pancake bandit??

I swear, if I wake up with thousands of kg of unexplained flour in my house

@bgcarlisle the maple syrup heist was a real thing that happened! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Canadian_Maple_Syrup_Heist

The only Canadian butter scandal i know of was the ‘stop feeding cows palm oil’ thing