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did our recipe fail because we used european butter? or is it just a bad recipe? who can say

let’s take a durable, easily‐processable, semantic, and structured markup format and let’s deal with it by ignoring all of that and substituting strings for other strings

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is

<element name="h1" namespace="&xhtml;">
<value-of select="atom:title"/>
</element>

really better than

<h1>{{ post.title }}</h1>

?? no. but also yes

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i’m not saying you should generate websites the way that i generate websites, but whenever i look at how other people generate websites i am very unimpressed

if you list programming languages on your profile i’m just going to assume you’re incapable of learning new ones

anarchists need to understand that what works for their communities may not work well for others. some people just really want their labour to be exploited by Boeing and it’s important that we invest in both models, and not pass judgment or say that one is more ideologically “pure” than the other.

“professionalism is a capitalist psyop and, as anarchists, we want nothing to do with it”

just want to give a shoutout to “In Praise of Christmas” youtu.be/rwgoLu0z8pE

you hear the title and you are like “oh hell no, this is going to be some top-tier Christian bullshit” but Incorrect, that is “Let All That Are To Mirth Inclined” on the other end of the album

“In Praise Of Christmas” is about getting drunk as fuck

*gamer voice* christmas music? you mean like the celeste soundtrack?

an “allow nazis” button would be bad optics so we decided to make it “allow nazis AND tankies”. that way we have plausible deniability that everyone is clicking it for the tankies. hope this helps

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i have decided to fix politics by classifying rightist extremism and leftist extremism as the same. if you want to see one you have to also permit the other. this will definitely foster healthy communities and not make anyone at all upset

you are welcome to fork that Deno script tho if you want to not be an X·S·L·T sicko

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the goal is by the end of the year to be blogging using 💄📝 Les·M·L & ⛩📰 书社 rather than Markdown embedded in RDF and compiled with a Deno script

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blog revamp status: i can generate mostly correct atom feeds

my strategy is to generate the blog from the atom feed so this is a good thing

the reason why so many girls break up in the summer is because the heat causes them to expand at different rates

“Have you thought about me breathing heavily? Any interest in going there with me?”

apparently Apple Music is classifying Shit Present as “emo” now lol

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