Peppermint Mocha Latte @Lady@cat.family

post malone saw a clodsire and was like. “whale”.

you mean to tell me the point of photorealism in video game characters WASN’T phrenology??

this doesn’t excuse people living their lives in ignorance of the HTML spec tho

html is a programming language but it shouldn’t have been

do femboys still open doors for ladys ?

they really put the git in github

this is homophobic

i do not want to “send zzz with bloom” i want to sleeping face emoji why did you do this

can’t believe apple broke text suggestions in messages so that when you type zzz it no longer suggests 😴

true we do go to bed naturally late but we still only take 1AM showers for one reason

can’t believe i wrote a poem like

encounter with
noble creature of legend

her wilderness did
run me through
free of fear

and @aescling was like “i don’t want that i want steppy”

pokémon legend: arceus fridge poems

the difference between mastodon and bluesky is that bluesky users are holding out hope it will get better and mastodon users are holding out hope it won’t get worse

mastodon is a failure for a lot of people but the alternatives are a failure for all people so imma stick with mastodon

fortunately for me i hate all of these things

discord isn’t just 4chan for zoomers because it’s also slashdot, and somethingawful, and tumblr, and hackernews, and reddit

remember when you could stream sports games live on your phone for free

it involved kissing girls

last night i dreamt an entire Catholic easter mass, except it was actually way better and more ceremonial than a real Catholic mass, it was still like several hours tho