Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

that’s it that’s the post

with a hammer

Iwata
I see. (laughs) When you're developing it, and you're working so hard on it, and worrying over it, and you finally find the perfect way to do something, you hear that sound in your head.

Aonuma
Oh, we do. (laughs)

Iwamoto
It does. (laughs)

Aonuma
When things are really tough, and we come up with an answer right at the last minute, and we decide, "Hey, this is pretty good!", then we all...

Iwata
...hear that sound in our heads. (laughs)

All
(laugh)

Iwata
You know, that "The Legend of Zelda sound" might have left its mark in gaming history.

Aonuma
It sticks in your head.

Iwata
It really does.

remember when the plot of zelda was link and zelda travel and face countless challenges together and through teamwork form an inseparable bond also trains are cool

just going to watch all 30 minutes of this instead of sleeping because this is how you end a fucking zelda game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J9nr2o2-Jo

god i forgot that at the end of the game you literally control both link and zelda in a tag-team battle which ends with them both shoving the sword through malladus’s brain crystal together what a fucking good game

this is a joke but no seriously listening to A·I is like asking for help on your history homework from a cop

for the sole reason that it promotes revisionist analyses of important Marxist theory

i was going to and then i saw the kudos and comment counts and noped the fuck out because if zelda fandom likes something that much i can guarantee it is not worth my time

there is one other fan in zelda who did participate but they’re, like, popular so no i didn’t read any of their works

although NOW i am also secretly going “ah, another fanfiction by a racist or racist sympathizer” before starting each one because exactly 0% of them participated in the antiracist action this past month as far as i could tell

what is up new followers i am reading and rating every single fanfic where zelda gives link a blowjob

which means i am no longer obligated to avoid fanfic without any mention of it in the title

which means that the zelda blowjob saga will commence again shortly; prepare yourselves

(a headline in the New York Times saying “No One Knows How Many L.G.B.T.Q. Americans Die by Suicide”, followed by the first three pages of “Queer and Now” by Eve Kosofsky Sedgwick, first published in 1993, where she specifically addresses the number of queer people who die by suicide as well as persistent congressional pressure to keep the number from being known, stretching back to a report from the United States Department of Health and Human Services in 1989.)

» I’ll meet you in Copenhagen—you know I fucking hate to fly. Look how much time it’s taken; I think I’m going to die.

» What could I sell to come and see you? Who could I tell, other than you, that I don’t feel like this often? I don’t feel like this often.

» I know that I don’t—I know I don’t really know you. I know that I might—I know that I might not get to.

https://landehekt.bandcamp.com/track/what-could-i-sell

whose favourite heart emoji is ❦

right now i am cacheing objects as WeakRefs inside an object structure and using a FinalizationRegistry to delete the refs once they are no longer needed as a way of ensuring that the same object is returned every time from the same inputs

but like… it could just be a record and then i wouldn’t need to bother

this code will be so much better once we have records and tuples

covid was not supposed to make you less radical