Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

absolutely wild the number of hardline “everyone is suffering from mental illness due to rampant abuses of capitalism” folks who in the past 3 years have abruptly pivoted to “everyone is suffering from mental illness because it is a side-effect of catching covid one time”

you can always access superclass private fields inside of subclasses if you simply define the subclass within the lexical scope of the superclass

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but it’s a *NIX nerd

that’s right kids i used partial application on a class constructor

uses too many functional techniques for the object‐oriented types and too many object‐oriented techniques for the functional types

which is how you know it’s Javascript

great word; completely unpronouncable in many languages

you can just get dogs wet

they haven't done anything but that's what i mean

i knew that zelda fans were racist but i was kinda hoping they wouldn't be THIS racist

i legitimately cannot tell who is plagarizing whom here like Achouri has the earlier citation by several years and has this story published in at least two contexts but Skye Daphne doesn’t SEEM fake and has the backstory that the story was written by her and her two besties in 5th grade and her profile HAS A PHOTO WITH COMMENTS FROM THE BESTIES

“Never let other people bring you down let Jesus be the one who brings you down, because he knows what he is doing”
― Skye Daphne

Achouri F.B., published in ‘Save the Realm of Takfa’ on Lulu.com, 2008, p. 87 :—

« "Sword, parry!" Mirza cried.

The sword danced faster than lightning, all around the ship, knocking down all the arrows as fast as they came.

So many arrows were knocked aside into the water that they made a great heap floating right behind the ship. The Garda's ship ploughed into this and scraped to a halt with big scratches in its paint.

Now the Garda was furious. "If I want this done right," she muttered, "I guess I'll have to take things into my own hands."

Using powerful evil words, this time she cast a spell on her own two hands. Her wrists grew longer and longer, her fingers grew colder and harder. At last her hands had become frightful silver grappling hooks on long white ropes. »

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ACHOURI Fethi, request for creation of a page on Wikipedia with the title “Princess Maya by Achouri fethi”, 2008-08-21 :—

«  "Sword, parry!" Maya cried. The sword danced faster than lightning, all around the ship, knocking down all the arrows as fast as they came. So many arrows were knocked aside into the water that they made a great heap floating right behind the ship. The Queen's ship plowed into this and scraped to a halt with big scratches in its paint. Now the Queen was furious. "If I want this done right," she muttered, "I guess I'll have to take things into my own hands." Using powerful evil words, this time she cast a spell on her own two hands. Her wrists grew longer and longer, her fingers grew colder and harder. At last her hands had become frightful silver grappling hooks on long white ropes. »

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Skye Daphne, published in “The Witch who was a princess” on Goodreads, May 11, 2012 :—

« "Sword, parry!" Rosella cried.

The sword danced faster than lightning, all around the ship, knocking down all the arrows as fast as they came.

So many arrows were knocked aside into the water that they made a great heap floating right behind the ship. The Queen's ship plowed into this and scraped to a halt with big scratches in its paint.

Now the Queen was furious. "If I want this done right," she muttered, "I guess I'll have to take things into my own hands."

Using powerful evil words, this time she cast a spell on her own two hands. Her wrists grew longer and longer, her fingers grew colder and harder. At last her hands had become frightful silver grappling hooks on long white ropes. »

…wait was this written by ACHOURI Fethi or Skye Daphne???

https://botsin.space/@wikipediahaiku/110444875268114391

i do not care about shield surfing i care about breaking this bourgeois lady’s fancy dinnerware

• can jump up and down in place instead of just jumping off ledges or directionally when targeting

• can roll into trees and walls to knock stuff off

https://blog.ladys.computer/2023-05-26/federated_tagging/

actually the fact that you can dissolve lots of shit in water is kind of horrifying

also if you are up on the lore the Zonai associate dragons with courage which just lends credence to my belief that the Zelda in botw/totk resonates more strongly with that piece of the triforce