Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

WAIT THE NEW POKéMON SUPPORTS MULTIPLE SPANISHES?!

• “post” → “toot”
• “my fellow posters” → “toops”
• “discourse” → “meta”
• “emoji” (singular) → “emojo”
• “emoji” (plural) → “emojim”
• “i’ve made a fool of myself” → “hoisted”
• “on the local and federated timelines” → “in public”
• “i like this” → “i’m fond of this”
• “i do not like that” → “not fond of that”
• “same hat” → “me too thanks”
• “i am online” → “awoo”
• “irl” → “meatspace”
• “cyberspace” → “cybrespace”
• “cool” → “rad”
• “incendiary” → “spicy”
• “gaming” (not pejorative) → “gameing”
• “gamer” (not pejorative) → “gameinger”
• “sort of person” → “kind of guy”
• “horny” → “hornt”
• “hon”, “luv”, etc → “friend”
• “this post gives me feelings” → “a”
• “this is my new band name” → “this is my mech”
• “favourite my post” → “boop my toot”
• “playfully flirt with me online” → “ping my florps”
• “i am at peace with the world” → “all things eventually return to crab”
• “aheago” → “hnnng”
• “chickens” → “cluckers”

and this worked out pretty great, honestly

my favourite thing about humans is that our brains aren't sophisticated enough to only think dogs are cute so it just went and made all animals be cute

use RSS if you want to follow a tumblelog

if tumblr joins the fediverse i’m blocking them

all of the problems the world faces are social problems and their solutions come not in the form of a few individuals doing large amounts of good but in communities of people doing small amounts of good in an organized manner

(this is a lie i once dated someone who had an effective altruistic mindset [she was an abusive asshole (this is why effective altruism doesn't work)])

i'm pretty sure this one must've come from Twitter because no masto would give it a second thought

i don't want to know why Effective Altruism is suddenly a buzzword lately but i am surprised; i thought we defeated that one a decade ago when Peter Singer first started saying the words

the technology finally caught up to the songwriting

me listening to Deceptacon by Le Tigre: eh it's okay i guess

me listening to LPX covering Deceptacon by Le Tigre: holy FUCK

i don't like 90s music but i really like 2020s music with strong 90s influences

horsegirl https://youtu.be/dBuOJF_rX40

please don’t FUD about mastodon 4.0 it’s already bad enough without that

💏 ← i can't tell what gender these guys are but i can tell they're gay

people are afraid to share things which touch them in a deep mysterious way

if a song goes viral i’m just gonna assume that was the intention and immediately cease to care

i disagree on both counts