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you cannot do agile if your product is an app being downloaded and used by people you have never met. sorry! pick a different paradigm

lately you’ve been grim and determined to win; that’s how they want us to get

you might think diancie is a cute and innocent pokémon, but i’ll have you know that it crushes the carbon in the air into diamonds with its bare fists

sorry losers who only shower in the morning but only fuck at night; mix it up a little

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when do you fuck more often?

playing New Leaf i don’t actually think the villagers are any better than in NH. i certainly haven’t fallen for any of them the way i did for Pashmina in New Horizons. but you depend on them a lot more: for furniture, to buy your things in Re-Tail, to suggest Public Works Projects, and to provide most of the gameplay via Requests. it feels a lot more interdependent and more like a community

in New Horizons your daily tasks are given by notifications on your phone. you can make and customize furniture on your own. you don’t have to talk to anyone and they’re not as central a part of the gameplay loop

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the thing with New Horizons is they were like “we will give the player superpowers so they can design their island exactly how they want, and use seasonal events to entice people to keep playing” and this simply isn’t as good of a game design as an actual player/town growth arc

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ice series furniture isn’t GOOD but it selling for 8888 bells definitely is good

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Snowmam melting tomorrow and there goes our entire town economy unless i can build another

i should update my profile picture and display name as the season is now Carnival not Advent; i am tired however

your employer should not hold copyright over your code, writings, datasets, or other intellectual pursuits

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what i have to say about the packers is they’re better than the steelers

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