Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

like from the hit game The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom?!

if i was trying to defend a thing i definitely wouldn’t start with “well this thing has obvious, unaddressed flaws”

is this techbro claiming that because the criticisms are obvious that it makes them invalid instead of embarrassing?

i used to like pixar movies and then i realized that their whole very explicitly stated aim was to indoctrinate children into the ideals of family and libertarianism and then i stopped liking pixar movies

really out here releasing a film about the oppression faced by a chaste, straight couple in the middle of pride

because developers aren’t professionals. they’re working class

i am tired of apple releasing products which are not capable of piping a string of text between two small programs, a problem they solved decades ago

okay but like can you pop open a UNIX shell and do some scripting or is “spatial computing” not really computing

oh thank god they’re adding profiles

oh fuck this one is a sequel to a sequel to a fic i actually read and liked?? i may have to (re)read the other fics in the series before i get to it

4/10 blowjob it was mechanically a correct blowjob but i can’t bring myself to give it a passing grade

« It didn’t feel like fucking anymore. This was rich and different and deep. » this = zelda

feels like these events should have been placed in uhhh a different order

link: i am not cumming until i can fill zelda up with my semen

link, 5 seconds later to zelda: are you sure you want me to fill you up with my semen??

i now think about this scene every time a fic has zelda shooting arrows

« Zelda, looking beautiful as ever she let fly another arrow » remember that one fanfic where link tries to teach zelda how to shoot an arrow and she winds up snapping the bowstring right on her boob

they literally cannot pick a vibe for any of their scenes, one minute zelda is acting accusatory and the next it is like she is being caring but there was no transition from A to B??

any bets on whether or not later in this fic Zelda will be like “yeah that wasn’t accidental”

« Lingering fingers on skin, standing too close, that one time Zelda had accidentally stumbled upon him bathing… » one of these things is not like the other

like, her hands???