Zelda gives Link a blowjob (26)
first one to be titled after a Hozier song
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (26)
oof the character interactions here do not flow logically at all
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (26)
« He had seen and lived through things that most would not sanely suffer through. And yet he had. He did. » had he?? did he???
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (26)
“most characters would develop in some sort of interesting fashion after these events but i decided to make this one boring”
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (26)
« deep down in his gut he yearned to touch her » what does this mean
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (26)
like, her hands???
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (26)
« Lingering fingers on skin, standing too close, that one time Zelda had accidentally stumbled upon him bathing… » one of these things is not like the other
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (26)
any bets on whether or not later in this fic Zelda will be like “yeah that wasn’t accidental”
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (26)
« Zelda, looking beautiful as ever she let fly another arrow » remember that one fanfic where link tries to teach zelda how to shoot an arrow and she winds up snapping the bowstring right on her boob
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (26)
i now think about this scene every time a fic has zelda shooting arrows
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (26)
link: i am not cumming until i can fill zelda up with my semen
link, 5 seconds later to zelda: are you sure you want me to fill you up with my semen??
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (26)
feels like these events should have been placed in uhhh a different order
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (26)
« It didn’t feel like fucking anymore. This was rich and different and deep. » this = zelda
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (26)
4/10 blowjob it was mechanically a correct blowjob but i can’t bring myself to give it a passing grade
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (26)
they literally cannot pick a vibe for any of their scenes, one minute zelda is acting accusatory and the next it is like she is being caring but there was no transition from A to B??