Lady of Misrule @Lady@cat.family

this fic is the sequel to what i consider one of the greatest Breath of the Wild smutfics ever; i’ve read it before but remember thinking it not quite as good as its predecessor. we’ll see if it can get a passing grade on the blowjob count!

https://blog.ladys.computer/2023-05-06/touch_grass/

RA isn’t saying “ignorance is bliss” here; he’s saying “you who claim to be savvy about the system, the proof is in whether you adhere to its brokenness, or whether you oppose it with crime”

maybe also going so far as to pose the question “if you aren’t committing crimes against the system, how much knowledge of it do you really have?”

it wasn’t the last of them 1/10

this one really seems like it goes with (13) and (14) but unlike those two it has been orphaned

1/10 and i’m PRETTY SURE this is the last of them

same author as (13); same rating

« "Damn, Tetra. Why are you so good at driving me crazy?" he moaned, "I'm gonna explode! I'm gonna cum so much in this tender mouth of yours!" »

1.5/10 blowjob; it really doesn’t deserve that but it’s kind of so bad it’s amusing

« Although I've never had any regrets about the way I've lived my life, I'm aware that I'm far from being a truly feminine girl. I've tried to change that a little bit for him by sampling perfumes and letting my hair down more often, but my breasts still aren't nearly as big as a lot of those bimbos we see on some of the city streets. » DOES TETRA THINK SAMPLING PERFUMES MAKES YOUR BOOBS BIG

« He has a light scent of soaps and shampoos, but it's not enough to conceal that manly stench built up from all the laboring he's been doing on my ship and that's the stuff I can't get enough of. »

this one is in the first person!!

i probably won’t play it on release date but i probably will watch someone’s let’s play of the beginning so that i know what the plot setup is

2/10 blowjob the writing in this one was a bit better but the blowjob was like two seconds

« his arousal standing to attention » just say the word cock

« He heard the rumormongers even in his home village, speaking vilely about their crown Princess while not doing anything productive themselves. People like them disgusted Link, fools that had never worked a day in their lives, must less had to bear the extreme pressure that Princess Zelda must be under. » ah yes truly the proletariat will never understand the burdens of royalty

« Do you swear to protect your fellow countrymen, to always defend a lady, and be brave at every moment in conflict? Do you promise to tell the truth and be loyal to the kingdom of Hyrule forevermore? If taken prisoner, do you agree to lay down your arms unless engaging in a one on one battle? » please do not put this in your fic

« he’d never met a more honest person than Link » remember when link pretended to be a girl to rob a dude of two pairs of shoes

« It was basically an open space, with another open space upstairs. » yep that sure is link's house alright

this author is taking the stance that the sheikah slate has an entirely separate inventory system in it for zelda that link just didn't know about the entire game

2/10 blowjob and that’s generous i don’t think i’m going to to bother with the rest of this fic

« she took him into her mouth and pleasured him like he had done for her » ok but like… practically speaking… it's pretty different