Lady of Misrule @Lady@cat.family

https://zeldawiki.wiki/wiki/Weather_Vane

please don't write blowjob fic if you are too embarrassed to say the word cock!!

oh no this author doesn't know any words for dick either

dorephan nodding sagely: both princesses were in love with link… clearly this makes them kin of some sort

oh my god zelda just straight up told king dorephan “yeah i had a crush on your dead daughter’s expected fiancé AT THE SAME TIME” and he was just fine with it

oh yeah they went to zora's domain and link was like hey sexy i wanna fuck u and zelda was like ok but please not in your dead ex's betrothal gift

i guess they fucked??

i was dealing with ptsd bullshit when i read chapter 3 of this and i don't remember it at all

i'm just going to power along anyway i assume it wasn't important

https://blog.ladys.computer/2023-05-03/blog_highlight/

celebrating getting a job but treating marriage like a prison

• the triforce of wisdom gives zelda innate understanding of what goes on in both timelines which is why when link gets sent back child zelda believes and befriends him and later gifts him the ocarina of time

• what the fuck no child zelda doesn't know shit about what happened in the future

there was a bad regex ok
https://git.ladys.computer/Beorn/commitdiff/9f2c90d3378fe8e25f2a8cc53b9640a3d30507e7

if you get a weird rss feed entry from my blog with an invalid date that points to a page which doesn’t exist, it’s for a W·I·P and no you didn’t

today after work i spent many hours arguing with linux to get it to run a script when i push some files to a private repository, for the sole purpose of letting me leave disparaging comments on the summary page of my own code

in england they spell it geolus