Zelda gives Link a blowjob (12)
this author is taking the stance that the sheikah slate has an entirely separate inventory system in it for zelda that link just didn't know about the entire game
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (12)
« he’d never met a more honest person than Link » remember when link pretended to be a girl to rob a dude of two pairs of shoes
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (12)
« Do you swear to protect your fellow countrymen, to always defend a lady, and be brave at every moment in conflict? Do you promise to tell the truth and be loyal to the kingdom of Hyrule forevermore? If taken prisoner, do you agree to lay down your arms unless engaging in a one on one battle? » please do not put this in your fic
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (12)
« He heard the rumormongers even in his home village, speaking vilely about their crown Princess while not doing anything productive themselves. People like them disgusted Link, fools that had never worked a day in their lives, must less had to bear the extreme pressure that Princess Zelda must be under. » ah yes truly the proletariat will never understand the burdens of royalty
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (12)
« his arousal standing to attention » just say the word cock
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (12)
2/10 blowjob the writing in this one was a bit better but the blowjob was like two seconds
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (12)
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (12)
@Satsuma karson, the guy who hangs out with bolson outside link's house
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (12)
@Lady honestly pretty plausible
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (12)
« It was basically an open space, with another open space upstairs. » yep that sure is link's house alright