Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

i probably won’t play it on release date but i probably will watch someone’s let’s play of the beginning so that i know what the plot setup is

2/10 blowjob the writing in this one was a bit better but the blowjob was like two seconds

« his arousal standing to attention » just say the word cock

« He heard the rumormongers even in his home village, speaking vilely about their crown Princess while not doing anything productive themselves. People like them disgusted Link, fools that had never worked a day in their lives, must less had to bear the extreme pressure that Princess Zelda must be under. » ah yes truly the proletariat will never understand the burdens of royalty

« Do you swear to protect your fellow countrymen, to always defend a lady, and be brave at every moment in conflict? Do you promise to tell the truth and be loyal to the kingdom of Hyrule forevermore? If taken prisoner, do you agree to lay down your arms unless engaging in a one on one battle? » please do not put this in your fic

« he’d never met a more honest person than Link » remember when link pretended to be a girl to rob a dude of two pairs of shoes

« It was basically an open space, with another open space upstairs. » yep that sure is link's house alright

this author is taking the stance that the sheikah slate has an entirely separate inventory system in it for zelda that link just didn't know about the entire game

2/10 blowjob and that’s generous i don’t think i’m going to to bother with the rest of this fic

« she took him into her mouth and pleasured him like he had done for her » ok but like… practically speaking… it's pretty different

https://zeldawiki.wiki/wiki/Weather_Vane

please don't write blowjob fic if you are too embarrassed to say the word cock!!

oh no this author doesn't know any words for dick either

dorephan nodding sagely: both princesses were in love with link… clearly this makes them kin of some sort

oh my god zelda just straight up told king dorephan “yeah i had a crush on your dead daughter’s expected fiancé AT THE SAME TIME” and he was just fine with it

oh yeah they went to zora's domain and link was like hey sexy i wanna fuck u and zelda was like ok but please not in your dead ex's betrothal gift

i guess they fucked??

i was dealing with ptsd bullshit when i read chapter 3 of this and i don't remember it at all

i'm just going to power along anyway i assume it wasn't important

https://blog.ladys.computer/2023-05-03/blog_highlight/