Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

i made the shortcut

going to make a Shortcut to come up with random punny pokémon subject lines and use them as the CW’s for all my posts

i hardly ever CW because i’m team “use the CW as a subject line” but the only subject line i’m ever interested in using is “What’s new, Pikachu?”

i hardly ever CW but i still have the box for typing one always displayed i don’t understand why that isn’t just the default everywhere

why would you make yourself click an extra button

oof not sure about this decision to syn `Shigana | Aster` to `Gonyonyo no Shigana | Aster the Whismur` when there is another character named `Shigana | Aster` in the same bloody work

i would not be using this if i could set up separate profiles in safari

i don't want pocket i don't want jump back in i don't want homepage i don't want shortcuts i don't want inactive tab i don't want clipboard prompt i just want web browser

turning off allll the settings in the iOS firefox app

“you do realize that the only reason you can do that is because they don’t care enough to stop you” 🆚 “good, i don’t want to be stopped”

commercial software developers: we're liable if we sell you this and it fucks up your shit, so let's not let it do that

open source software developers: it's too much work to prevent people from using this to fuck up their shit, so let's just assume an informed user who won't do that

open source software users: it's so cool that i can fuck up my shit with this software

you ever accidentally activate the emoji keyboard and type “Cum😔🎶”

oh no https://archiveofourown.org/tags/3%20person%20sex

this ontology is a mess

“Solo Masturbation” is synned with “Masturbation” (despite the fact the latter includes “Mutual Masturbation”) and “Couple Sex” is synned with “Sex” (which includes “Group Sex”)

there are not actually canonical tags for specifying how many people are having sex, aside from “Group Sex”

apparently just shipping three people together makes them a “threesome” in AO3 terminology

does AO3… not think a threesome implies sex??

(training on Iron Island means that it’s reasonable to think they live in or around Canalave City and would be amenable to taking an overnight ferry to Pastoria, and being a Picnicker and Camper at the time of Diamond & Pearl means it is reasonable to cast them as a Young Couple in 2019. that’s it that’s the only reason i picked them)

Summer and Lawrence are the Picnicker and Camper training on Iron Island and that is the ONLY reason why I even know their names and YET the symbolism that both of them offer is currently driving this section of the fic

do you ever pick a completely random NPC based solely off of their Trainer Class and location and then have their name set up an absolutely phenomenal plot point to the extent that readers will assume it had to be intentional