Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

feels like social media lost the point of the web somewhere along the way

the cheesiest

then i was born. then i joined the knight academy. then i had sex with a disembodied hand.

my name is the goddess hylia. in order to protect humanity i set them all on a giant island and launched it up into the sky. here's a poem about that. so anyway now here's three pages about how they all fell to their deaths.

i don't want to write this story but every snippet i have jotted down has been so on-point that i feel obligated to now

going to get into the field of writing books for programmers specifically to counter this abhorrent lack of imagination in example

when your example of a statement it is impossible to disagree with is “children should be polite” and not “people should have access to the resources they need for survival”

lol thanks mastodon

script:
- >
deno eval "
import response from 'https://gitlab.com/api/v4/projects/$CI_MERGE_REQUEST_PROJECT_ID/merge_requests/$CI_MERGE_REQUEST_IID/changes' assert { type: 'json' };
// ..."

you can really just import a gitlab API call as json with deno in CI

https://j-li.kibi-folk.works/:bookmarks/

girls who pronounce the P in pseud

👶🔎📑: is this gay or do the creators just hate women??

🧑‍🏫🔎📑: is this lesbian or do the creators just hate women??

lawn more like yawn

« “Do you think I should become a Catholic?” Warriors broke the silence as he stared down their dozenth empty hallway. » what the fuck does this mean

in my experience anarchists who define their philosophy beginning with the word “I” would not take a bullet for a comrade happily

#ProTip: do not do this

you ever want to go up to an internet anarchist and be like what the fuck are you even talking about

eugen sure is bad at looking beyond appearances and understanding the true essence of things

upset that i am pleased with a Googlr product but maybe Noto Emoji means people can finally stop using Symbola for everything