Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

okay which one of you did this
https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/CSS/box-shadow#result_2

as punishment for eating from the tree of knowledge, all of your devices will be able to run DOOM and there is nothing you can do to stop it

are turing machines a consequence of original sin

list of turing machines in nature

they should make fewer computers; i'm tired of them

i understand being horny but i don't understand wanting to listen to a dude singing about it

why are there so many popular songs by men about being horny

why does code of conduct talk always sound like an advertisement

i’m a millennial, dude. my brain tunes that stuff out

did you know “near” is “nigh‐er” “next” is “nigh‐est”

« “I’m not humble. I am hungry though.” »

« She rolled her eyes and grabbed the stovetop popcorn. “Obviously there’s nothing else in the world that I’d want from you except those three things. And they’re all food related. You’re doing great.” »

my agenda to replace all of AO3 with a handful of XML files and XSL transforms continues

if your posts are indistinguishable from that of a CIA plant trying to sow controversy and foil collective action, maybe consider making different posts

instead of larping being a lone wolf revolutionary with a penchant for violence have you considered organizing

it’s a bit exhausting seeing all the posts about the recent supreme court speculation as if this were an out-of-nowhere act from on high, and not a known thing that people in this country have had decades to plan for (and also work to prevent).

this isn’t sudden. it was known this was coming. dust yourself off and get organizing.

politics is not just something which happens to you

« Some notes on further necessary research conclude the piece. »

type of guy who successfully crowdfunds the means of production on the explicit basis of wanting to do this

type of guy who takes credit for the initiative and work of their subordinates because they happen to be the ones owning the means of production

type of guy who calls a man their “sibling” because they’re afraid to say the word “comrade”