@wallhackio @coriander @aescling smash is designed to be played by filthy casuals after a night of drinking with superspicy curry + bunny hat + low gravity turned on some autistics just also play it seriously sometimes
@wallhackio @coriander @aescling i already know cori¦s parents are cool
@coriander @wallhackio @aescling this probably means you had friends in high school
@wallhackio no, 74% of all mastodon users are totally ignorant of good art
@wallhackio @aescling @coriander i liked lucina in sm4sh
@coriander i would like to remind you and @aescling and @wallhackio that this was what Marth looked like in Brawl
@coriander marth canonically marries a pegasus knight which, if you are aware of fire emblem genre conventions, practically asserts him as a lesbian
@aescling nothing stopping you except pride
@aescling man guys with soft cheeks have it easy all they have to do to get the 😍 is smile
@aescling justify your claims
@aescling except she has noodle arms and no waist so actually this guy is hotter
@aescling t·i·l you are into that
@aescling i guess i also need to add… æsc does not think… marth… is a… girl
@aescling *taking notes* æsc thinks… lucina… is a… girl
9/11 takes
• i am very glad everyone still calls it 9/11 and nobody respects the term “patriot day”
• read judith butler https://archive.org/details/butler-judith-precarious-life
• if judith butler is too easy for you, read jasbir puar
@coriander youtube is a lot better than it was when you were in high school
in fairness, it is also a lot worse
@coriander it turns out if you never sell out, you never have to sell out
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