@aescling @Lady catte, on seeing a woman: oh no she's hot

Who are you, me??

@aescling t·i·l you are into that

@aescling to me she just looks like this guy

@Lady she does it way better

@aescling justify your claims

@Lady the look on her face with that hair

@aescling man guys with soft cheeks have it easy all they have to do to get the 😍 is smile

@aescling except she has noodle arms and no waist so actually this guy is hotter

@Lady @aescling Lady likes the hourglass apparently

@coriander marth canonically marries a pegasus knight which, if you are aware of fire emblem genre conventions, practically asserts him as a lesbian

@coriander i would like to remind you and @aescling and @wallhackio that this was what Marth looked like in Brawl

@Lady @coriander @aescling brawl marth was so much fun to play

@wallhackio @Lady @coriander he’s fun in every smash game

@wallhackio @Lady @coriander that he’s in

@aescling @Lady @coriander brawl marth was much more fun that sm4sh marth

@wallhackio @aescling @Lady smorsh

@aescling @Lady @coriander to be fair, there are very few fun sm4sh characters

@wallhackio @aescling @coriander i liked lucina in sm4sh

@Lady @wallhackio @aescling This is where I pop in and say I think Smash is.... not "bad" necessarily, but like

Smash does nothing for me

I don't like it

@coriander @wallhackio @aescling this probably means you had friends in high school

@Lady @coriander @aescling i played smash bros with my high school friend group, so um, fuk u actually

@wallhackio @coriander @aescling i already know cori¦s parents are cool

@coriander @Lady @aescling smash is designed to appeal to a very specific kind of autism that you do not have and that's fine

@wallhackio @coriander @aescling smash is designed to be played by filthy casuals after a night of drinking with superspicy curry + bunny hat + low gravity turned on some autistics just also play it seriously sometimes

@Lady @wallhackio @aescling This is correct

@coriander @Lady @aescling there's a time when I was 12 and I stumbled competitive gameplay for Melee on YouTube for the first time. I played Fox so I was looking up Fox gameplay and I saw footage of PC Chris vs Ken.

You know that scene in Chihayafuru when Arata tells Chihaya he believes she has the talent for Kurata? It was just like that. In an instant my life was never the same, and I knew I had to play competitive smash bros

And if you don't have that autism that's ok

@wallhackio @coriander @Lady has cori seen chihayafuru

@aescling @coriander @Lady cori you absolutely must. you are not allowed to argue with me about this

@aescling @wallhackio @Lady no

@coriander @aescling @Lady I am reading dune at your suggestion so you now you have to pay it forward

@wallhackio @coriander @Lady if sports anime with heavy romance undertones sounds up your alley you will LOVE it. and it’s just really good so you might end up loving it anyway if it doesn’t

@aescling @wallhackio @coriander does loving the game count as romance??

@coriander @aescling @wallhackio 74% of mastodon users HATE good art