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@wallhackio there are so many better fire emblem games but a significant chuck of the fandom exclusively writes about awakening and fates

if @aescling somehow turns out to be an awakening fanfic writer i’m gonna be so upset

you may think “boon” and “bonus” are related, but it’s actually “boon” and “phone”

@wallhackio when @Satsuma saw this they were like “catwin is posting pokémon fancomics and not cat? i think she just got owned”

@wallhackio @monorail do not joke about this with mastodon instance programmers

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@coriander @aescling meanwhile Spirit Tracks Zelda is like woo i’m an entitled bitch fuck now i’m a disembodied ghost fuck now i have a big fuckoff sword fuck slice slice i will protect you weird train dude who i drug into this mess for some reason

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@coriander @aescling she has basically no character arc she is just like woo i'm a pirate that is my personality woo now i'm a princess that is my new personality

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@aescling @coriander tetra was a boring character compared with her granddaughter

@coriander pirates are more likely to be lesbians but ninjas do it better

@vaporeon_ @aescling the player character is of the nameless hero archetype, so it would be weird to have their name be the name of the series

also, despite not being the player character, zelda is usually up there in terms of being narratively important characters

to the extent that some games (spirit tracks, breath of the wild) are really and wholly zelda’s stories and the player is just bearing witness to them

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